Playful Adage: Act Your Age, Not Your Shoe Size!

HOLY SHIT! And I thought this type of behavior was reserved for teenagers and finely scripted Jerry Springer episodes. But, TMZ proves once again that the typical celebrity's emotional IQ is somewhere in the single digits, and this story will certainly support my claim. It appears that TMZ has - NO folks NOT ONE - but TWO EXCLUSIVE videos: one from Denise I've-been-betrayed-Richards... and one from Charlie I-watch-a-lot-of-porn Sheen.

I tend to shy away from this drama, only because, well to be honest, I'm not really interested in the lives of b-list/c-list celebrity couples. Charlie Sheen, I'm sorry pal, I couldn't give a rat's ass about how hard your life has been since you started looking at 18 year old boys having sex online. "I can't stand back and just be a whipping post," says the man accused of soliciting prostitutes, visiting adult websites and being a danger to his family. Hmmm... whipping post huh, Charlie? PERVERT