The Real Jolie-Pitt

Angelina and Brad's baby was born. The world is still turning. The sun still rose and set. Life goes on. It's a girl. Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt was born at the Welwitschia Clinic in Walvis Bay on Satuday. Mother and daughter are reportedly doing well. Namibians are supposedly contemplating a national holiday celebrating the birth of the child. I've never seen a country so desperate to come up with a reason to have a holiday. Ridiculous!

I don't know why all those people traveled to Namibia for pictures. All newborns look alike. The newborn baby girl to the left is not their actual baby but unless Shiloh has three eyes or a beard, I'm sure it looks just like her.