Skank-uliera

Where to begin? Well, how about 1998, when Xina Skank-uliera made some cross-over headway with her song "Reflection" from the Disney movie, Mulan. If I remember correctly, we were right on the cusp of that whole teeny-bop-lollipop-lickin-bleach-blonde-former-Mickey-Mouse-Club-clusterfuck of pop artists crawling out of the woodwork. (U know Justin Timberlake is way hot so shut the fuck up)

Fast forward to 2002, when Xina Skank-uliera exposed herself to the world in lovely leather chaps and oily-multi-pierced face. This, my friend, is when the transformation really began, with a few, minor bumps in the road (i.e. the chunky-monkey phase circa the Justified and Stripped Tour)

Today, Xina Skank-uliera has made her final transformation...