Who knew?

Not me! Shaq is a U.S. marshal who fights kiddie porn. Good for him. It would be really fun if Dateline NBC could get him to come dress up like a 7+ foot bush that jumps out of nowhere to tackle down sexual predators. You think I'm making this up but it really happens...they have police officers on their "To Catch a Predator with Chris Hansen" episodes who dress up like bushes. I record them on my DVR. They're fun. I always think one of my old boyfriends is going to be on there. Anyway, I couldn't find a picture so you can make one up in your head. It's more fun. [source]