Thursday, June 01, 2006

Batlesbian

DC comics is resurrecting Batwoman and she's going to be a lipstick lesbian socialite. Isn't that so cute? A born again lesbian. I wonder if she'll carry a strap-on in her utility purse. Dan DiDio, vice president and executive editor at DC explained, "We decided to give her a different point of view. We wanted to make her a more unique personality than others in the Bat-family. That's one of the reasons we went in this direction." Another reason is to give 11 year old boys something new to jerk off to. The last reason is that DC comics hopes to collect royalties for any lesbian porn movies that will come of this. It's just a roundabout way for men to turn their comic fantasy into their lesbian porn fantasy. "This is not just about having a gay character," DiDio said. "We're trying for overall diversity in the DC universe. We have strong African-American, Hispanic and Asian characters. We're trying to get a better cross-section of our readership and the world." A better cross section would include a 250 pound women with 3 kids and Wal-Mart shopping superpowers, 300 pound balding men with superpowers to eat insane amounts McDonalds chicken McNuggets, a couple of useless blondes and a whole herd of flaming gay men who have magical powers for designer fashion and drinking fruity alcoholic beverages with little paper umbrellas. Judging from the picture, Batwoman looks like the gothic bondage type. Ten bucks says they'd never turn her into a big, butchy lesbian. Now that, my friends, would be groundbreaking.[source]

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adrienne said...

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