Fake Hair Off My Head

Clothes Off Our Back is a website that auctions off celebrity clothing, accessories, etc. for charity (just in case you didn't know). Teri Hatcher is auctioning off two of the hair extensions that she wore to the Glamour Magazine Women of the Year Awards 2006 in London. The auction will benefit The Helen Bamber Foundation. Who the hell wants the two, "two-inch long black pieces of hair Teri Hatcher wore on the back base of her scalp"? That is so ridiculous I can't even come up with a good combination of adjectives to describe the incredibly absurdity of this auction. There is currently one $100 bid on the extensions. The bidder is probably the only person in the world who has an unfortunate hair fetish/Teri Hatcher infatuation. Couldn't she at least donated some top extensions or something? Teri might give the The Helen Bamber Foundation a tuft of her pubic hair. Nothing says "I care about human rights" like two used, sweaty, little hair extensions.