Forget your vitamins, here's a Scientology video

I was going to show you an official Scientology terrorist training video...or what they call "orientation" video but it seems that the Church of L. Ron Hubbard of Latter Day Saints had YouTube remove it before I could get it on our site. L. Ron Hubbard forbid that we see "official" Scientology material without actually being Scientologists...so we can make fun of it, of course. Does anyone other than me remember the Scientology commercials that used to air on TV in the 1980's? I was able to find one. I always wanted to call that 1-800 number...I think sometimes they offered a free video... but thankfully I had a mother who kept me out of cults. You know they totally would've bilked me out of my allowance money.