Scientology Is Gay. And Crazy. Very Crazy.

You can pretty much guarantee that any story about a Scientologist doing something is going to fall somewhere in the realm of crazy. Scientologists, Jenna Elfman and her husband Bodhi Elfman, got themselves into an interesting altercation with Indie film director John Roecker. Roecker was wearing a self-designed shirt that has “Scientology is Gay” with a picture of Tom Cruise on the front and then “Very Gay” with a picture John Travolta on the back. I think it’s cute. Dharma didn't. She saw Roecker and said , "Hey, man, you're making fun of my religion." Roecker made several references to Scientology theology and its reported central tenant, the story of Xenu...and the Sea Org hit the fan! Jenna repeatedly said "What crimes have you committed?" and began screaming at Roecker, "Have you raped a baby?" as motorists on Los Feliz Boulevard drove by. Roecker says it appeared that Bodhi Elfman prepared to take a swing at him, but thought against it. Roecker also says that the Elfmans had a young, twenty-something male companion with them whom they continually instructed to move away and cover his ears whenever references to Xenu were made.

Someone obviously forgot to take their vitamins that day. Can we please introduce her to Natasha Lyonne? Natasha likes to scream about raping/molesting dogs. It’s friendship made in Thetan. [source]