These Bitches Can Throw Shade Like It Ain't Nothin'

I can't even take a second to catch my breath before another round of SHIT hits the fan on this show. God love these women and all the cattiness that has ensued in the past few days.

When women spend a lot of time together their periods synchronize and you better believe this table of three had PMS today!

The beauty of this video is in the calm, collected voice of one Barbara Walters. The power of Babs W: she can destroy your future career with just one pun about your name. Nothing else--no slapping, no screaming, no name-calling, no scratching, no x-treme Jello wrestling. Just pun and done.

"The View help make Star a STAR..." yeah and it help Star muster up enough self-hated (masked as NARCISSISM) to turn her from a FAT HOG into a subterranean animal, too!

HOORAY! Thanks, Barbara.

Next off, let's get that damn Elizabeth HasselBUSH off there next. That bitch drives me insane. I hope that son-of-a-bitch football playing husband of her's is a pillow-biting, shirt-flap liftin, friend-of-Dorothy too. Oh, and if you didn't already hate her, she's super Republican. Would serve her conservative ass right.

THANKS ROB!!