Tonight: Britney's Televised Breakdown

Britney Spears is still trying to prove to the world that she's just a normal mother with a normal husband..blah blah blah. This time Matt Lauer is the poor person who has to sit through it without the ability to fast forwar, change the channel or turn the power off. In case you don't feel like wasting the space on your DVR/Tivo, here's what happens: she will state the obvious about her psychiatric health, intermittently chew on gum like a horse, cry and prove she's still disillusioned by Kevin Federline. She says philosophical things like "You have to realize that we're people and that we need, we just need privacy and we need our respect. Those are things that you have to have as a human being" and “I’m an emotional wreck right now” Yep, we all pretty much knew the emotional wreck thing after the 55 hour marriage to whatshisname.

Just for fun:

Here’s the preview of Britney’s Dateline interview--it's been circulating on the internet for a few days. Excerpts were also supposedly shown on the “Today” show this morning. I believe this episode of Dateline is on tonight at 9pm. I wish they would've just done another exciting episode of "To Catch A Predator." Or maybe they could've had Britney Spears guest star on "To Catch a Predator." When Chris Hansen busts the offenders and they’re trying to run away, they could have Britney dressed as a bush that jumps up and tackles them instead of the police. That would be far more interesting.

Here’s part of an interview with Katie Couric in 2000:


My how things change. Does she not look like the "BEFORE" photo of someone who should be on Extreme Makeover: Face Edition?


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