You Got Served!

Happy Birthday, Johnny D.

Nothing like stirring up some controversy on your birthday. Lord knows I have before - cheap drinks, cheap men, strangers with candy, and a recurring itch that I just can't seem to shake. But this isn't about my birthday; it's about Johnny D's.

Apparently, Johnny I-use-too-much-Depp-in-my-hair has upset some fellow Cherokee tribe members by wearing what appears to be a cheap knockoff of the shirt above. Shouldn't these Cherokee's be busy playing video poker? The shirt's designer, Colleen Lloyd, who also donates the proceeds to Native American charities (Casinos), is like TOTALLY mad.

In a brilliantly phrased quote, Colleen Lloyd blamed, "white rednecks" for the bootlegging and excused Johnny Depp saying, "Johnny got ripped off." Can someone explain what a non-white redneck looks like please?

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