CollapsHan

So yesterday, TMZ posted this video of Lindsay CollapsHan, who was chillin' at club Guy in Hollywood with her new boyfriend Harry Morton on Tuesday night. Nothing out of the ordinary here... underage girls, bar hopping... we all know the drill. It's Hollywood - where it's always raining glitter, pussy, and cocaine. It's a lot like my desk job, really.

Then this morning, PageSix reports that Lindsay ended up in the hospital again yesterday. She collapsed because she was "overheated and dehydrated," according to her rep. Strange, I never though alcohol did that. Hmph!

"She was filming in 105-degree weather for 12 hours," her rep added. Lindsay was released after a few hours and had gotten a vitamin B shot.

The life of an underage Starlet is really hard you guys. Seriously. So, I've decided that I'm going to get Lindsay a Get-Better-Soon gift. Something to really LIFT her spirits... ya know?

So, I'm buying her a blinged up coke dispenser ala pendant by Tobias Wong. Every celeb has a star studded dispatching unit for their friend " Mr White Xmas ", but this sophisticated and rather cultured model wins the wearable drug den competition hands down. I like to think of it as jewlery, or in this case the Cok-er Chocker. It's neat, it's golden and it comes with an all too cute baby spoon. This should do the trick!

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