Dear Lindsay Lohan,

Dear Lindsay Lohan,
You reek of unprofessionalism and booze. You are a spoiled brat and a liar. I think I might sue you.
Love,
Your Boss

PS. I'm telling your mom!

Here's a letter to Lindsay from her boss:

[click here for a larger version of the letter + source]

It's hard to fake-sick when the paparazzi are watching!