Thursday, July 20, 2006

FASHION FIX: JRM for Versace

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers will be the new face of Versace this fall:

"Jonathan represents everything that is great about this Versace men's collection. He has all the trademark elements of Versace style--sensuality, individuality, mystery and glamour but he also underlines what is new about the Versace man next season. This is a man who is strong and masculine but at the same time more in tune with his feelings and not afraid to show them; this is a man who is sensual rather than overtly sexy."

They forgot the trademark element of GAY. Very, very hot but very, very, secretly gay. Oh, and uncircumcised. That doesn't matter though because he's not the new penis of Versace...just face...and hopefully some upper torso.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Considering uncircumcised is 90% of the world, it is the new and the old. Circumcised, is just mutilation, you idiot.