For Those Who Slept Through The World Cup

The closest I got to watching the World Cup this year was surfing the web for naked pictures of Italian soccer players. All I found was so old ass picture of Diego Maradona from 20 years ago, and I promise... save yourself the trouble... I've seen Irishmen with bigger weiners.

However, as much as I tried to ignore it, news of the World Cup travels, so of course, I heard about the Head Butt Heard Round The World! The fallout from Zinedine Zidane's head-butt of Marco Materazzi in the closing minutes of the World Cup final has inspired another way to waste time at work.

Wondering, for example, how many Marco Materazzis YOU could knock down with a single butt to the chest? AddictingGames.com gives you the chance: Just a left click of the mouse, and the Zidane figure goes to work against a sea of Italian defenders. The game gives you a red-card score at the end.

Click here to play. And don't be dumb...

Turn the volume down. You thought I was going to say don't play at work... didn't you? Didn't you??