Nobody Like Her Is A Good Thing

At first I thought Paris Hilton was suffering from another one of her delusions when she said “There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde— and right now, I'm that icon." Then I realized that she mean moronic not iconic. This decade’s moron, not icon. Paris Hilton might think she’s a Marilyn Monroe or a Princess Diana but I think she’s more like a Suzanne Somers. She’ll be popular for a few years, fade into oblivion and then spend countless years trying to make a comeback on the Home Shopping Network. Paris will spend most of the 2000-teens selling the Labiamaster, an exercise product designed to shape one's labia. The device is basically two pieces of metal tube bent in a loop and connected with a hinge. The intended use is to put the Labiamaster between the labia and squeeze together.