The Return of Firecrotch

Guess who’s back…back again…

Firecrotch is back! Lindsay Lohan decided to visit her oily friend (???) Brandon Davis at rehab. Firecrotch reportedly pulled up to rehab in a limo around midnight recently with her arms full of Barney’s shopping bags. The staff turned her away because of the late hour. Of course, she left in a huff! Nothing says “I forgive you” better than some erratic midnight behavior. Was she trying to drop off a few big, Barney’s bags full of cocaine? Was she really trying to check herself in? Who knows? What I do know is that if Linds really did kiss (ew) and make up with Brandon, she’s even lamer than I originally thought…the poor, little impressionable starlet. Maybe next time she should pack her Barney’s bags full of clothes and stay a few nights. [source]