Whore on Tour

Paris Hilton is so dumb she brough hair and makeup people to a radio interview. Paris Hilton is so dumb she's going on tour because she thinks she can sing. Paris Hilton is so dumb she dropped out of high school but expects us to believe she's studied piano and violin since she was six years-old. Paris Hilton is so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test. Ok so the second two were stretch and I totally made up the last one but she's still a joke. [source]