YOUR 15 MINUTES: 911 Personals

When Lorna Jeanne Dudash, a 45 year-old woman from Aloha, Oregon, was making too much noise for her neighbor’s liking, the last thing she expected was a love connection. Police sent a deputy to check on the complaint -- he knocked on her door, then left. Dudash then called 911, asking that the "cutie pie" deputy return. "He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good man comes to your doorstep." After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Dudash needed the deputy to return. "Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said. "I know this is absolutely not in any way, shape or form an emergency, but if you would give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back, would you mind?" The deputy returned, but only to verify there was no emergency and arrested her for misusing the 911 system, an offense punishable by a fine of up to several thousand dollars and a year in jail. What a dream date!

Sounds like Lorna Jeanne Dudash has been watching too much Sex and they City. No word on whether she lives in a trailer park or was intoxicated during the incident. I think it would've gone better had she answered the door in her underwear. That always works well for me. Someone totally needs to send that woman a police officer male stripper. [source]