Monday, July 31, 2006

YOUR 15 MINUTES: FatAss Federation of Amerika (FAFA)

Today is a real shit sandwich of a day. It's oppressively hot, which means I'm sweating, and I'm a little tired from the weekend, as you may have noticed!

But speaking of sweat and sandwiches, reports that more and more obese people are unable to get full medical care because they are either too big to fit into scanners, or their fat is too dense for X-rays or sound waves to penetrate.

I may be either completely out of line or very progressive in my thinking, but perhaps we really should start some sort of unilateral group to push the envelope here in America. We'll call it FAFA (FatAss Federation of America), and we'll make cute little membership cards and everything! YAY! I love arts n' crafts!

THIS IS THE BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME! With 64 percent of the U.S. population either overweight or obese, some say it represents a HUGE business opportunity.

Um, the picture above has taken the words right from my mouth. I think Mama Cass said it best when she said "(choking sound)."


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