YOUR 15 MINUTES: Public Service Announcement
Ceasar's Palace in Las Vegas is in deep shit right now. Why you ask? As it turns out, Caitlin Kilcoyne, 5 years-old, was visiting the hotel with her parents when she happened upon a used condom, and put it in her mouth. Uh huh, she put it IN HER MOUTH.
Claiming that their daughter discovered the used condom in a hotel bed and then put the rubber in her mouth, the parents are suing Caesar's Palace for negligence and emotional distress. According to a lawsuit filed July 13 in Clark County District Court, five-year-old Caitlin Kilcoyne found the condom during a July 2004 Sin City visit with her parents Gerald and Jacqueline. Caitlin "found a used condom in the made up bed in her room...and placed the condom in her mouth," notes the complaint, a portion of which I've pasted below. The Kilcoynes say that, following the incident, they incurred expenses for medical treatment, hospitalization, x-rays, drugs, and "evaluation and treatment of Caitlin's condition." The complaint seeks in excess of $10,000 in damages.
Now, call me forward-thinking, I dunno... but wouldn't you be proud of your little tike... already thinking about being safe and using precaution? God... it's like, we'd be all over her ass if she were being unsafe - but rest assured... this little girl already knows the benefits of things like dental dams, and i'm sure the next time she performs fellatio, she'll do it with a condom on.
YOU GO GIRL!
AND... I want our readers to know that you should not put other people's used condoms in your mouths. A PSA brought to you by your friends at Celebrity Hijinx. Carry on.
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2 comments:
Why does it take 2 years before they decide to sue? And don't you think a hotel like Caesar's changes the sheets? I mean, you can go shopping there and live through a couple days in a matter of hours. I'm sure little Caitlin was so bad that it was daddy's condom from trying to be sure they wouldn't have another spawn of satan.
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