Celebrity Clone: The Evolution of Skank

Hello Darwin!After many years, the anthropological researchers at Celebrity Hijinx have developed a species-specific chart of the evolution sequence of skank (hetero-causeus-erectus).

From least to most-developed we have:

anonymous whorus
dickus suckus
pornus starus
boobus maximus
famous wannabeus
singus handwaverus who tryus slutus

Here's a reference to normal human evolution:
[thanks to Sarah, part of the CelebHijinx research team!]