Celebrity Clone: More Like Celebrity Wannabe

Here's Firecrotch trying to give us her best Rita Hayworth. She is such a fraud. The day she is a true, glamorous silver screen icon is the day I buy a fake designer purse. It won't happen. Why, you ask... A brilliant lady once said, "they had style, they had grace, Rita Hayworth gave good face." Lindsay dresses like she's homeless, she's nicknamed firecrotch and she's covered in freckles...doesn't sound too promising. Lindsay is supposedly "taking her career seriously" since that last scathing letter from a producer. I don’t believe it. We heard this same song and dance after the bout of exhaustion, then the intervention at SNL, then the interview that misconstrued her words about an eating disorder, then the... [source]