Celebrity Deathmatch 5: Back-to-back Fights!

Justin Timberlake doesn’t like ‘American Idol’ Taylor Hicks or Lindsay Lohan…and I’m right with him!

Round #1 Justin vs. Taylor: I’m so sick of Taylor’s Ford commercial…the one where he convulses around the screen and screams about what he wants and needs – he’s like Joe Cocker but with a constant seizure. The only thing that commercial makes me want to buy is a set of earplugs...or a dinner date with Dr. Kevorkian.“People think he looks so normal, and he’s so sweet and he’s so earnest, but he can’t carry a tune in a bucket,” Timberlake told Fashion Rocks, a supplement of Vanity Fair. Timberlake also thinks that Hicks’ fame is fragile. “If [Hicks] has any skeletons whatsoever, if God forbid, he’s gay, and if all these people in Mississippi who voted for him are like [then he takes on a thick southern accent], ‘Oh my god, I voted for a queer!’ It’s just too much pressure.

Round #2 Justin vs. Lindsay: Lindsay got her people to put the call in for tickets to Justin's showcase for his new album FutureSex/LoveSounds at the House Of Blues in Los Angeles on Saturday expecting the usual access-all-areas pass and an audience with Mr Timberlake. But Justin's advisers told him they don't want his name associated with the teen queen of bubblegum and bad news. A source said: "Justin's gig will be packed with Hollywood A-listers and a lot of important names in music. "The last thing his label want is Lindsay getting hammered and making a spectacle of herself, taking attention away from Justin and his new album. He has a lot riding on his big comeback and he doesn't need any distractions. His people reckon any association with socialite liggers like Lindsay are bad for his image and career." Ligger what? Ligger who? Take that Linds! [source and source]