FASHION FIX: Um, Can We Botox Her Mouth Shut?

Linda - work mama! Naomi - she is fierce! Christy - foxy lady out of sight... Cindy - I can feel it! Claudia - sell the garment! Nikki - work the runway, Sweetie.

I have one thing to say, sashay, shante, WHY-DON'T-YOU-GO-AWAY!

So, I just saw the cover of the upcoming issue of Vogue magazine (pictured above) and I can't get over just how GREAT PHOTOSHOPPED she looks. UGH!

"It's really important for me to be honest," she told the folks at Style.com. "I don't look like I do in the pages of Vogue." Yeah, you think?

"I'm pro-cosmetic procedure. I use Botox, and I'm not afraid to say it, though I do like to keep some movement in my face. I see David Orentreich in New York and Karyn Grossman in Los Angeles. And I do Thermage, a treatment to stimulate your collagen. I admit to that. For me, it's just for enhancement, like hair color or makeup or any other tricks you can do to make yourself feel better.'"

But, what a good Samaritan she is: There is no Botox in her face at the moment. "I have refrained for over six months, because I am pregnant." The baby is due mid-October.

Um, Linda, botox isn't going to improve your profile... you no-neck plastic turd-burgler.

[source]