Hello Icky

When I first saw this I wanted to tar and feather Sanrio in the town square for desecrating the sacred Hello Kitty. Then I realized that it was just an inevitable misfortune. The Japanese think of everything so it’s not really their fault that they thought of a Hello Paris Hilton Kitty. Plus, they no speaka English. Where they went wrong is that they should’ve added Hello Paris Hilton Kitty to the end of a Hello Kitty vibrator (seen below) rather than creating a useless figurine. Just like the real Paris, the Hello Paris Hilton Kitty comes with interchangeable clothes, purses and dogs. The only thing that’s missing is snap-on plastic STD flair-ups for her Hello Hoo-ha and some hello nip-slips. While we are fortunate that this toy will only be sold in Japan, I’m sure we’ll feel the repercussions via Paris’ inflated ego. [source]