Tuesday, August 29, 2006

IKEA - Swedish for BIG DICK


IKEA Canada said a photo in its new catalogue that appears to show a well-endowed male greyhound has not been tampered with and that the appendage in question is in fact the dog's leg that "has an unfortunate resemblance to a HUGE DICK something else."
"It is an uncanny likeness," conceded IKEA Canada public relations manager Madeleine Frick.
Rumours that the dog's appearance was the handiwork of a disgruntled IKEA employee using a computer program such as Photoshop to alter the image are not true, Ms. Frick said.
"Our intent is not to offend anybody. There is a resemblance to something else, but it is in fact the dog's leg," she said.
Um, a dog's leg or a baby's arm holding a ripe prune?
This is xine. I'm hijacking Dino's post to bring you yet another case of "unfortunate resemblance." I present to you...a BIG, CIRCUMCISED PENIS ON A BUN:

So do they want us to eat it or fuck it? You would assume these advertising agencies have some sort of person in charge of proofing photos for phallic and yonic imagery… or maybe they just have a sense of humor. Bon Appétit. [source]

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