MC Skat Kat Was Her Imaginary Date

Who needs a limo? Paula Abdul took the crazy train to the Emmys. I can understand drinking a glass of wine or a cocktail to calm one's nerves before the ceremony but she clearly drank a bottle or three. And speaking of bottles, the bottles that hold your prescription medication specifically state "May Cause Drowsiness. Alcohol Will Intensify this Effect. Do Not Drink Alcohol While Taking This Medication." Guess what? They're right. Trust me, I've learned the hard way. What's most embarassing about this clip is that the interviewers act like Paula is the definition of rational. You're going to want to close your eyes after a few seconds: