Stars are Blind and Paris is Obviously Deaf

Here is more delusional, crazy Paris talk:

"People go crazy," the 25-year-old socialite/reality TV star/singer says about her new album. "They love it. Everyone's like, `Who is this?' I don't tell. Because I don't want someone putting their phone up and recording it and making a ring tone off of it. Yeah, I would be so worried about that too. "I think when people don't know it's me, they won't judge it. But if they know it's me, then they'll be like, `Ugh.' They won't even dance." …because then they realize the music is studio-fabricated bullshit. "Paris" the album was set for release Tuesday. Shortly thereafter radio waves are expected to disappear, everyone in the world will simultaneously go deaf and Armageddon will begin. Hilton's breathy, heavily retouched, reggae-infused single, "Stars Are Blind"(click on the link to hear the song and what she sounds like in real life) has climbed to the top of Billboard's dance music chart. Of her album, she says, "I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good." I'd cry too if I were her. Celebrity Hijinx album review: boycott this shit! It should only be sold in Worst Buy stores. Also...Hilton says the baby voice she uses on the reality TV show "The Simple Life" is an act. Doesn't she always say this? "I'm always playing a character," she says. "I don't talk like this really - like a baby. I guess this makes sense in her head. I don't act like myself in public, because I don't really want to show everyone the real me. Because I have no privacy whatsoever, the only thing I have is who I really am." Huh? [source]