The Sweet Sounds of Bidet

Beyonce Knowles named her new album B’Day. Is that a hint that we should expect the contents of the album to be shit? When you pronounce the album “B’Day” it sounds like the word “bidet”…you know, the “bathroom fixture used for bathing the external genitals and the anal region.” How could she miss that? She was alerted to the gaffe by BBC Radio 1 DJ Chris Moyles during an interview on his show. The stunned former Destiny’s Child star says, "When I came up with the title, I wasn't thinking about a bidet, and if I had, I would have probably named it birthday, or just B." How embarrassing! [source]