Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Their marriage was too hard to handle

So, I was just reading the August 2006 issue of Allure magazine with Kate Hudson on the cover. Shut up, Dino, I read it for the articles. While the reading line promises secrets of her "Sexy Marriage," she actually talks more about her parents than her husband. Weird, I thought. I'd also read somewhere earlier that she didn't care what he did while he was on tour with the band, as long as he didn't cheat on her at home. Strange, I thought. But then, I figured they had their anorexia in common, and their girly-haired little boy.

Well, it turns out their marriage wasn't long for this world. Another Hollywood couple is splitsville, and Christ weeps for the world. Oh, sorry, that's not Jesus, it's Chris Robinson. Ugh, look at that picture. You just know he smells like patchouli.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish this no talent spoiled brat daughter of moronic actress Goldie Hawn would just go away. All she does is make lousy movies, professes "spiritual" airhead platitudes & spends a lot of time at spas.

Anonymous said...

Point taken Julia, however no-talent Hudson shouln't try to come across as having any semblance of depth or talent when she clearly doesn't. If Goldie Hawn wasn't her Momma she'd be nowhere.