You Fat Fuck

Good Ol' G. Dubbya recently had his annual physical, and his stupid ass has packed on some weight, officially making him a "fattard." Enjoy.

"I know food is comforting. I know that meatloaf and an ice cream sandwich would never peg you with a 60% disapproval rating. But you can't use food as a crutch, unless it's a 6 foot-tall stick of beef jerkey... but anyway... event then, you need two!"

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