YOUR 15 MINUTES: Delete "Quickie Wedding" From Your Vocabulary NOW

Not only are you now banned from sleeping next to urine and feces in Las Vegas, you also won't be allowed to get your marriage license 24 hours a day on weekends. The Las Vegas government just won't stop ruining my plans for this weekend. County officials approved a new 8am-midnight schedule elimiating the 24-hour marriage license services on Fridays, Saturdays and holidays. The counter did not offer after-midnight service Monday through Thursday. Booooring. Seriously, what's with this? Do they have some staunch Republicans taking over? What's next -- no hookers? Jesus, at this rate you might as well just plan a trip to DC. Yawn. Isn't the 24 hour marriage license thing like 1/4 of the reason to go to Vegas (of course the other 3/4 being aforementioned hookers, gambling and Elvis impersonators)? ...or in my case: the Forum shops, the Forum shops, Pure and some poolside cabanas but that’s not relevant. I should have the right to a spontaneous wedding that I'll regret in the morning if I want one…that's why liquor and Vegas were created. [source AP]