Birthday ALARM
Rose McGowan turns 33. What does she do now that Marilyn Manson is married?
Dweezil Zappa turns 37. What does he do?
Freddie Mercury's dead ass turns 60. It's not his fault he got HIV before they knew how to treat it.
Raquel Welch turns 66. Wow.
Bob Newhart turns 77. Wait, is he still alive?
Jesse James turns 159. He's not.
2 comments:
Dweezil Zappa invented the tweezil, he was the least famous dwarf. Raquel Welch invented the concorde grape. Bob Newhart is alive and kicking only because conebone69 allowed him to breath.
who's the dude in the photo?
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