The Bitch Is Bygone

I will sleep better tonight knowing that Elton John and George Michael have finally ended their 2+ year long feud. John told television host Michael Parkinson: "George and I are fine. He came and stayed down my house last year. We're fine." The world will now be a better place now that the Bitchy McBitches are having gay sleepovers again. Maybe Elton can work on keeping George off drugs and out of bathrooms/bushes. [source]