Let Me Touch Your Boobs

From Craigslist SF Bay Area:

I'll Fix Your Computer if You Let Me Feel Your Boobs - 26 (haight ashbury)

Cute/nice IT guy/PC specialist will fix your computer in exchange for a gentle feel of your boobs. I'm a totally non-creepy (really) professional who will repair your hard drive, back up files, install software and peripherals, whatever, for an innocent grope. I have a lot of tech knowledge in my life and regrettably no boobs. Serious inquiries only and thanks.

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I want to add more to this story, but sometimes things just speak for themselves. If I were to do one for myself, would I offer to blog about a guy if I could rub his weiner? That seems like a fair trade.

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