Lindsay's Grocery List

Little Lindsay Lohan went grocery shopping in July and the National Inquirer got their grubby hands on Ms. Lohan's shopping receipt. What did she buy? Less Interesting:
Hot Pockets (not Lean Pockets)
Diet Coke
Doritos
TGIF frozen appetizer
Tonic water

Pretty Interesting:
Large-sized condoms
Wine (the bitch is only 20 years old)

Intersting:
Unisom
Nyquil
Sudafed
Claritin
Excedrin
Chaser (hangovers supplement)
Green Tea Supplement

So, what does this prove:

• Lindsay likes shitty food...but it appears that she does eat;
• Her boyfriend Harry Morton or whoever she was bangin' at the time has a pretty big weewee;
• She drinks (duh); and
• Judging by the long list of medications she bought, she is most likely running a clandestine methamphetamine lab.