Friday, September 22, 2006

One Badass-Babe Blind Vice

Traceless Turncoat is either getting sloppy or impressively gutsy, maybe a bit of both--as is often the case with very popular career gals 'n' guys. T2, 'course, helps host a fairly popular TV offering. She has other correspondents who help her with her bubbly duties, but there's one talking head in particular who helps T.T. share and hone her hosting requirements in front of the camera.

Let's say this quasi-attractive head is, oh, Dorky Dingleberry--name's not really important. The vital thing to understand here is how much Trace-babe despises D.D. See, Traceless abhors the PR D. receives (on a not so regular basis, so you really can see how outta control Ms. T. happens to be), and she feels the producers of her little boob-tube offering pay way too much time to the D.D.-ster.

So, remember when I told you in our last Turncoat installment about how the TelePrompTer princess was peddling items on her myriad guests to gossip columns? Sometimes for cash?
Well, now Traceless is really upping the ante: She's including tacky little tidbits about her almost homely nemesis/colleague in the wares she offers. Damn, bitch, you somethin'! It's not...(ted's ruled out all these people so far...maybe more)..


My guess: What I DO know is Trace is young and pretty. I don't think Kelly Ripa has been ruled out but she doesn't totally fit the bill. What do you think?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

My guess...Giuliana DePandi (I can see how, in the right light, you could mistake her for a Muppet).