Priests Are Funny (looking)

Amsterdam prosecutors said Friday a 63-year-old priest has confessed to phoning in a fake bomb threat to a Madonna concert in the Dutch capital city last week.

"He was hoping to stop her from performing her infamous 'crucifixion' act," prosecution spokesman Robert Meulenbroek said, referring to a scene in Madonna's latest show.

The priest was arrested almost immediately after making the threat Sunday, since he used his home phone to make it, and he called an emergency services number where the call was automatically traced.

Smart. Very smart.

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