Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Who's Your Daddy?

Tom Cruise and Kate Holmes thought that by unveiling their miracle baby to the world, the rumors and speculation would stop. Isn’t that silly? So there’s a baby – now we just throw away the “Suri doesn’t exist” rumors and move further into the realm of “Tom isn’t really the father.” Since Celebrity Hijinx’s DNA lab is closed due to a renovation, we can only provide you with a side-by-side comparison of Suri and some possible sperm donors. Who do you think Suri resembles most: Kate's ex-fiance Chris Klein, Keanu Reeves, Richard Gere, anonymous alien, Elvis or Tom Cruise?Maybe Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

looks like katie already gave baby suri some hair extensions. damn that baby has a lot of hair!