Friday, October 27, 2006

Birthday ALARM

Kelly Osbourne turns bloody 22 today.
Patrick Fugit is 24. I want his last name. I'd pronounce it like how a hillbilly would say Fuck-It.
I didn't realize Scott Weiland was still alive. He is. He's 39.
The mother of Donald Trump's least famous child, a golddigger better know as Marla Maples, turns 43 today.
There's a lot to say about John Cleese but I couldn't come up with anything good so... John Cleese turns 67 today.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Of course Scott Weiland is alive, you should come out from under your rock more often!

xine said...

In my defense, I don't listen to that kind of music AT ALL. In fact, I haven't listened to STP since I was in like middle school. I remember he did that whole Velvet Revolver/Slash thing a while back...and then had some sort of drug/drinking problem. But unfortunately I forgot about his existence until today, his birthday. I promise not to NEVER EVER EVER forget about anything or anyone ever again in my life. Ok?

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...some how I don't believe you.

xine said...

Yeah, I don't believe me either. Although it would be really convenient if I was somehow magically able to come through on that promise. :)

Sarah said...

Kelly Osbourne needs to get some plastic surgery like her mum. That picture is hideous.

Anonymous said...

Kelly is 22 ... her face looks like it's worn out five bodies already.