Birthday ALARM
Kelly Osbourne turns bloody 22 today.
Patrick Fugit is 24. I want his last name. I'd pronounce it like how a hillbilly would say Fuck-It.
I didn't realize Scott Weiland was still alive. He is. He's 39.
The mother of Donald Trump's least famous child, a golddigger better know as Marla Maples, turns 43 today.
There's a lot to say about John Cleese but I couldn't come up with anything good so... John Cleese turns 67 today.
6 comments:
Of course Scott Weiland is alive, you should come out from under your rock more often!
In my defense, I don't listen to that kind of music AT ALL. In fact, I haven't listened to STP since I was in like middle school. I remember he did that whole Velvet Revolver/Slash thing a while back...and then had some sort of drug/drinking problem. But unfortunately I forgot about his existence until today, his birthday. I promise not to NEVER EVER EVER forget about anything or anyone ever again in my life. Ok?
Hmmm...some how I don't believe you.
Yeah, I don't believe me either. Although it would be really convenient if I was somehow magically able to come through on that promise. :)
Kelly Osbourne needs to get some plastic surgery like her mum. That picture is hideous.
Kelly is 22 ... her face looks like it's worn out five bodies already.
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