Can Someone Please Wake Him Up Before He Go-Goes...to Jail.

George Michael has been arrested and cautioned after being found slumped over the wheel of his car in London and in possession of marijuana AGAIN. This is the 4th time in 8 months he's been hanging out with London police on bad terms.

A police spokesman said that a 43-year-old man was taken into custody on Sunday, was cautioned by police for having an illegal drug on him and was released on bail pending inquiries on being unfit to drive. "At about 3.22 a.m. on Sunday morning officers were informed of a stationary vehicle with a driver inside causing an obstruction" in north London, the spokesman said, declining to confirm the identity of the driver as a matter of routine. He was taken briefly to hospital as a precautionary measure. The singer's partner, Kenny Goss, told The Sun that Michael had nothing to say. "He's fine and I've got him a McDonald's," he said. (I presume he still had the munchies?) In February, Michael was arrested on suspicion of possessing drugs and admitted it had been his "own stupid fault."

I'm convinced McDonald's is the universal cure for everything. I just want to know what kind of weed George Michael is smoking and who his dealer is. I don't smoke weed but I think I could turn a quick profit with his shit.

George Michael and Pete Doherty sure are keeping the British police busy. If I ever want to be a drug addict, remind me to move to England because they don't seem to keen on the "punishment" aspect of crime. [source]