How To Look 20 Years Older!

"Celebrity stylist," Rachel Zoe STILL looks like she's been drinking from the Fountain Of Maturity as a main entree. In an industry fueled by youthful beauty, I'm surprised her protruding clavicles, etc. aren't a product of running out of unemployment checks and distaste for food-stamp cheese. Please let me remind you that she's only supposed to be in the low 30-something-ish. I'm not buying it...that's at least the face of a hard-lived 56 year-old. Seriously, her face has more wrinkles than Regis Philbin's balls …not that I’ve seen Reg’s balls…it’s just a presumption. She has to be the LAST person in the world to realize this... Maybe all of her mirrors are covered in coke residue.