Wiener Exposing 101

By now you've all seen these promo shots of Nicky Hilton for her new Nicky O hotel whatever. That's not really what's important. What IS important is what is unseen, and that's the hot model's wiener. As an aside, wiener is not a sophmoric term. It's what I use - therefore, it's completely appropraite. BTW click the photo above for the NSFW version. It's important for you to see it so you can size up my argument.

Now, as for the hot model's wiener. It's disappointing. He's all balls. Now, I understand there's some sensitivity around being naked around people... it can make you nervous --> which makes your wiener shrink. Fine. But when you're nervous and your wiener shrinks, your balls shrink too. Well my friend, not the case here. This model is ALL balls. In fact, this cute proboscis monkey has a bigger nose than this model's wiener.

The male's are so large that they hang down over their mouths. Sometimes they have to push it out of the way before putting something in their mouth. Their noses swell and turn red when they become excited or angry. They also make loud honking sounds as a warning when they sense danger, which make their noses stand out straight.

My advice: If you're wiener is smaller than a monkey's nose, don't do nude photoshoots.

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