Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Britney/Kevin Update of the Day

While Britney was ice skating around braless yesterday, K-Fed was likely sitting around crying for any given number of reasons: the divorce was supposedly a surprise, the news might have been delivered via text message, he's now a single father of four, he just lost his meal ticket and his cd bombed. Ready for the stats: Kevin Federline’s debut album “Playing With Fire” sold a laughable 6,500 copies and debuted at #151 on the Billboard Chart.

Rumors are circulating that Kevin will ask for custody to try to get more $$$ out of Brit. Since I'm not even convinced he knows what his children look like, that probably won't get far. This might actually get pretty dirty. Speaking of dirty...

Last but not least, the supposedly non-existent 'sex tape' that was the subject of the lawsuit that was thrown out yesterday, (Brit and Kev vs. US Weekly) might actually exist. If you really want to see it, you can find it here. I can save your poor little eyes by telling you it's a 19 second clip of a woman who looks like Brit eating a cock.

4 comments:

oldwiseone said...

Ok, I'll admit that I watched those 19 seconds a time or two. I don't think it's Britney - the nose looks more like Ashlee Simpson pre-surgery. And Kfed only wishes the manly bits even remotely resembled his super (yet tiny) impregnator.

xine said...

I thought the peeps looked too big. If his peeps was really that big, he wouldn't be talking about all his material stuff/acting cocky like he does. It's a medically proven fact.

Anonymous said...

I am not one to defend KFed BUT, if she is going to use his partying as an excuse to not give him the kids, what about when she starts touring again? He can stop this rap business and stay home and care for the kids. Maybe all of this drama will teach him a lesson and make him a responsible father. Too little too late you say? That's what they said about Britney. This saga is long from over. It's just the beginning.

oldwiseone said...

All of a sudden he wants to be a dad? Funny how he never sought custody of his first 2 children, but then their mother isn't exactly getting rich off Moesha residuals.

xine, in case you hadn't heard Fleshbot has proven the sex tape to be a fake. I knew that wasn't Kfed!