Rock Out With Her Cock Out (almost)

It's barely been a week since Paris Hilton dug her fangs into Britney's freshly broken-up corpse making the two official BstdFFs. Britney was rumored to be dancing around sans pants last weekend and she's already flashing her two-baby cooter to the world. Hey, she had c-sections...she's still intact. No harm done, right? Fortunately she didn’t get The Paris and (sometimes-friend) Lindsay NO PANTIES Memo yet.