AHOY MATEE

Katie and her Oompa Loompa husband arrived with baby Suri at Male International Airport in the Maldives today. They had planned a honeymoon out-to-sea upon the Arctic P boat, but that trip was quickly cancelled due to inclimate weather. Tom, pictured above without stilts or high-heeled shoes, boarded his private Gulf Stream jet, and flew the family home, joined by Tom's best man/Scientologist minister David Miscavige.

I can't imagine a more romantic honeymoon.

"Honey," Katie seemed startled... "Why does David have his hand on your ship's mast?"

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