SOUND THE ALARM: Britney Accused of Being a Bad Mother

HEAR THIS! HEAR THIS! BREAKING NEWS!!!!! The New York Post's PageSix is reporting that some folks in Britney's camp, as well as the Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Services, are concerned that Ms. Spears is an unfit mother.

A source close to the singer said, "The department has been calling Britney trying to set up a meeting with her, so they can check on [Spears' baby sons Sean Preston and Jaden James]. The calls started after this recent bout of bizarre public behavior."

The family source said her mother, Lynne, "is very disturbed and has been trying to get a hold of Britney, but she can't. Lynne, Britney's brother, Brian, and her dad, Jamie, are very upset and are trying to stage an intervention with [Spears' manager] Larry Rudolph's help."

Call me crazy, but when your mother becomes the most searched person on Yahoo! because she'd been photographed SO MANY FREAKING times sans panties, flashing not only her shaved vag but her lovely cesearian scar to match, it may be time for a friendly intervention. Just my humble opinion.

Let's ask Xine... she's a new mother... Xine? Now that you're a new mother of a beautiful baby girl, Lucia, can we look forward searching Yahoo! for your nether regions? That spells class more than any Gucci handbag I've ever seen.

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