Anorexia Chronicles: Now Starring in The Teeny Tiny Lebowski

Did Tara Reid pick up a gastric bypass while she was out shopping? We do know that she recently had reconstructive plastic surgery to repair her frankentummy/titties. Her boobs and belly might look good but now all of a sudden she’s freakishly skinny. Now all she needs is a surgery or an injection or something to repair her career. Has that been invented yet?