I'd Rather It Be A Mystery
I'll tell you the truth, I enjoy the occasional nip slip - more so when stars just walk around topless in public.... It grounds me. Until now that is... Kate Moss decided to take her top off in Thailand producing my very first nipple critique: 
Her nipple is so long she could do lines of coke off it. She needs a bra just to keep her giant nipples under control. Her nipple is so long she could set her glass on it. For future reference, her nipple is about the size diamond I want in my engagement ring. Move over Lindsay Lohan's 7 ft. long clit, make way for Kate Moss' 7 ft. long nipple. I'm stopping now before any other brain cells spontaneously combust.
3 comments:
Actually, it's quite common for a woman's nipples to elongate like that if they have breastfed for any length of time. Of course I doubt that Kate put down the ciggies and coke long enough for Lily to do any breastfeeding, but you never know.
I kinda figured as much but that doesn't make for good blogging!:)
I did enjoy your explanations better!
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